I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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