I like to think it a success when the cops are called
stop calling my apartment porn island.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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