I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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