he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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