Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Randomize
