Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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