She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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