But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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