so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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