Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I did not marry a roomba.
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