Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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