OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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