brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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