I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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