"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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