somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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