I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This baby is an asshole
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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