I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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