Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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