Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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