So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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