Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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