Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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