return my video game
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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