I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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