Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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