so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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