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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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