no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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