i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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