nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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