just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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