And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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