Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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