the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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