What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Come share oat with me in your robe
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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