That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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