i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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