I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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