looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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