no. you can't hotbox the world.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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