david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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