When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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