problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
