i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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