Kareoke will never be a sober sport
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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