I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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