She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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