Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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