That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
