respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
