just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Drunk walkin through police station. America
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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